Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Busted!

"Jesus! You must buy a lot of guns!" exclaimed Ashlee as she entered the passenger side of Xavier's nursing assault vehicle.

"What makes you say that?" asked Xavier...............

Actually, I have no guns.........I just provide a public service of giving trigger locks to the needy.........I wonder if I can get a tax break on that.........
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6 comments:

  1. AlanDP5:50 PM

    Maybe you could use them for targets.

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  2. NotClauswitz7:22 PM

    If you put a short length of chain between two of them they make a nifty bolo...

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  3. Paul7:24 PM

    Four words...

    Lock In A Sock.

    That way, everytime you buy one defensive device, you get another one FREE!

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  4. Anonymous7:36 PM

    There's no law that keeps you from selling those thingys back to the pawn shop, is there?

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  5. Nate10:31 PM

    Yeah, give them back to the Pawn shops for refilling!

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  6. Anonymous1:59 PM

    With that many locks in the car, you must have the safest floormats in the state.

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