Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Footloose

I went to the premier of Footloose tonight. My daughter was in the play.

One suggestion to people monkeys in the audience. Put your damned cellphones in your purse or pocket! This means text messaging too, you nitwits! The light from your stupid electronic apron string is fiendishly distracting to others in the audience. It's like getting a damned flashlight beam burned into your retinas throughout the play. It's rude, and it makes you look like a self absorbed egocentric asshole..........Oh, damn. I guess that explains it.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:09 PM

    It may be a rather childish solution, but methinks a big bore straw from Jack in the box or McDonalds along with a supply of dried peas from your local market would go a long way towards getting the message across - - -

    YMMV -
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    Only recycled electrons used in this post.

    Randy in Arizona

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  2. phlegmfatale4:44 PM

    Randy has the right idea with that pea-shooter concept - brilliant!

    I'm all for the cell phone jammers.

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