They are all fun to stare at and wonder what someone was thinking, but occasionally a special Ugly Gun Sunday comes along and makes me laugh out loud. Truly outstanding.
It's an abomination wrapped in an enigma. Possibly made for an African tin pot dictator or a playuh fum de 'hood. Know whut I'm sayin' ? Probably has a rhinestone encrusted dashboard clip in the 'Sclade.
Camouflage for what? In case you ever have to hide out in a pile of tassled leopard skin pillows and bolsters?
Sometimes I wonder about bringing back "cruel and unusual punishment" for people who would 'disfigure' the beauty of the gun that I suspect it was before...
Xavier, I too look forward to Ugly Gun Sunday but have a question about ownership: Is it the property of a 65 year old Jewish lady living in Palm Springs?
That is amazingly ugly. The combination of the integral rattly chain and what looked at first glance to be a whopping big silencer did it for me. The tassel was just a bonus.
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I don't know where you find em, but you have outdone yourself with this find!
ReplyDeleteSomeone confused tacky with tactical.
ReplyDeleteHah, extra points for the lambskin foreskin^H^H^H^H shoulder thing that goes^H^H^H^H uh, forearm.
ReplyDeleteThat must be for blister protection during the zombie apockelips or something.
If only the owner spent that much money on training instead of bling, they would likely not get cap'd so quickly as to have it taken away.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear G-d... what is that... thing?
ReplyDelete(shudder) Okay this time you got me, I feel sick. Who would do something like this? I must admit, I look forward to Ugly Gun Sunday.
ReplyDeleteA gun for shooting furries.
ReplyDeleteI actually did throw up a little bit when I saw that. Ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteOk.. Ill bite.
ReplyDeleteWHAT is it?
It looks like a CETME / G3 to me, but the mags look sort of short.
if it is a shortened G, Ill bet it kicks a good deal if its still in 762 NATO.
It is in umm... bad taste, too.
GKT
Did the police find this in a Mexican drug lord's house?
ReplyDeleteWas the owner Huggy Bear?
ReplyDeleteWhat whorehouse did that come out of?
ReplyDeleteThe chain is part of the ensemble?????
ReplyDeleteIs this part of Paris Hilton's new line?
ReplyDeleteAntibubba
And they even replaced the sling with one of Mr T's old gold chains!
ReplyDeleteIt took me a while but I think it's an MP-5 (or legal semi-auto clone).
ReplyDeleteSteelheart
They are all fun to stare at and wonder what someone was thinking, but occasionally a special Ugly Gun Sunday comes along and makes me laugh out loud. Truly outstanding.
ReplyDeleteOh My Goodness. Please tell me this one is a joke . . .
ReplyDeleteOMG and WTF!
ReplyDeleteWith those leopard skin grip and stock covers, where were they expecting to camoflauge themselves? A fur store?
B Woodman
III-per
Let me guess: this is what Khadaffi's women bodyguards carry, right?
ReplyDeleteIt's an abomination wrapped in an enigma. Possibly made for an African tin pot dictator or a playuh fum de 'hood. Know whut I'm sayin' ? Probably has a rhinestone encrusted dashboard clip in the 'Sclade.
ReplyDeleteCamouflage for what? In case you ever have to hide out in a pile of tassled leopard skin pillows and bolsters?
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder about bringing back "cruel and unusual punishment" for people who would 'disfigure' the beauty of the gun that I suspect it was before...
Xavier, I too look forward to Ugly Gun Sunday but have a question about ownership: Is it the property of a 65 year old Jewish lady living in Palm Springs?
ReplyDeleteNice Princess Bride reference Ross. Someone definitely Bubba'd that one to the pain.
ReplyDeleteRey B
If Paris Hilton were a gun.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you've been to Mogadishu right? Only the current "warlord" there would be caught dead carrying one of these around.
ReplyDeleteI doubt if the local meth king in the barrio would allow himself to be seen with such an atrocity.
I swear when I first saw it I almost choked to death on diet coke.
Good one Xavier.
:-)
Joe
Tacky-cool paintball marker... bleh
ReplyDeleteThat's not real, is it? Tell me that's not real.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton's AR? :O)
ReplyDeleteO-M-G.
ReplyDeleteThis is "Lara's Gun" from "Doctor Zhivago," isn't it?
ReplyDeleteRoss, the gun must have fought to the pain, eh?
ReplyDeleteXav, this one will be hard to top.
Looks like the sort of overdone dress-up/parade crap found in Saddam's various Palaces when our forces got to Baghdad.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely an UGLY GUN ... eewww
ReplyDeleteIt still makes Sarah Brady cry.
ReplyDeleteI vote 'yea'.
That is amazingly ugly. The combination of the integral rattly chain and what looked at first glance to be a whopping big silencer did it for me. The tassel was just a bonus.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Xavier!
brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pimp Gun"
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