Although... when I think of a Smurf gun, I normally think of one used to HUNT the little blue pests, not a decorated... whatevertheheck kind of AK that is.
Ya know, when it takes FOUR TIMES to enter the stupid word verification because the blasted typeface is so illegible, it's time for blogger to recheck and see if they can manage to get a method of proving it's a human on the other side of the keyboard that WORKS. As opposed to putting deliberately difficult to read nonsense words up there. *glower*
Looks like one of those "post-ban" MAK-90s- an AK with thumbhole-stock (instead of standard pistol-grip and stock) and non-hi-cap mag.
Ross, it IS for hunting Smurfs, the 7.62 is a little overkill, but that's a good thing, they can regenerate if only wounded. The paint job and stickers lures them closer, not realizing the stickers are the ones already killed with it!
You have definitely outdone yourself. That is one UGLY gun. But in this case, it might be useful, in that the enemy will die from laughter, therefore saving ammo.
It smurfs me of a smurf I once smurfed. Would've been a great smurf if it hadn't smurfed so many failures to smurf. This one smurfs better. Probably smurfed in .22 smurfy, which is a smurfy smurf, to smurf smurf.
Sure it's ugly, but the more I think about the imagery the more disturbing it becomes. That thing is just plain *WRONG*. I don't know how else to explain it. You'ce shown us "Hello Kitty" M4-geries before, but those were funny and satirical. This is just jarring.
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yep - definitely is an ugly gun ....
ReplyDeleteMy goodness...are those Smurf stickers???
ReplyDeleteLooks like it was decorated by small boy(say around 5-8 years old). Maybe it's the boy equivalent of the Hello Kitty guns?
ReplyDeleteSmurf hunting rifle? Good idea but bad execution I think.
ReplyDeleteIt's BACK!!! *does a happy dance*
ReplyDeleteAlthough... when I think of a Smurf gun, I normally think of one used to HUNT the little blue pests, not a decorated... whatevertheheck kind of AK that is.
Ya know, when it takes FOUR TIMES to enter the stupid word verification because the blasted typeface is so illegible, it's time for blogger to recheck and see if they can manage to get a method of proving it's a human on the other side of the keyboard that WORKS. As opposed to putting deliberately difficult to read nonsense words up there. *glower*
ReplyDeleteJust in time for Eid al-Adha gift-giving to the little Jihadi at your house!
ReplyDeleteIf your looking for more ugly guns for Ugly Gun Sunday, I just found this site:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.goldenloki.com/
Is the luggage-strap "sling" clipped to the front sight? I bet that's effective.
ReplyDeletethat's hawt...
ReplyDeleteLooks like one of those "post-ban" MAK-90s- an AK with thumbhole-stock (instead of standard pistol-grip and stock) and non-hi-cap mag.
ReplyDeleteRoss, it IS for hunting Smurfs, the 7.62 is a little overkill, but that's a good thing, they can regenerate if only wounded. The paint job and stickers lures them closer, not realizing the stickers are the ones already killed with it!
Those are kill stickers, doubtless. Looks like he's made a fair accounting of himself. Now I want to know where he found the Smurf village.
ReplyDelete-Sans Authoritas
It's the new standard issue for UN peace keepers!
ReplyDeleteYou have definitely outdone yourself. That is one UGLY gun. But in this case, it might be useful, in that the enemy will die from laughter, therefore saving ammo.
ReplyDeleteB Woodman
III-per
I don’t know what’s the big deal?
ReplyDeleteSimply make certain that you drop the mag, clear the chamber and install an empty chamber indicator before placing it in your child’s crib.
It smurfs me of a smurf I once smurfed. Would've been a great smurf if it hadn't smurfed so many failures to smurf. This one smurfs better. Probably smurfed in .22 smurfy, which is a smurfy smurf, to smurf smurf.
ReplyDeleteSure it's ugly, but the more I think about the imagery the more disturbing it becomes. That thing is just plain *WRONG*. I don't know how else to explain it. You'ce shown us "Hello Kitty" M4-geries before, but those were funny and satirical. This is just jarring.
ReplyDeleteGood find!
Antibubba
It is in UN colors. . . I think it's a UN "peacekeeper" unit.
ReplyDeleteRealistically, I only can only see 3 ways that this ... smurfing piece of smurf came about:
ReplyDeleteA cruel CRUEL revenge prank done by a rabid, soon to be EX-WIFE. Kicking him in the balls and taking all his money & the kids wasn't enough...
A drunken hipster did it to be "ironic" after WAY too much cocaine & PBR.
A hood-rat did it to match their totally ghetto, smurf themed car with the 28" wheels.
That's all I got... 5 years later, it's still an unsolved mystery.