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A Nurse with a Gun
posted by Xavier at 11:12 AM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
5 Comments:
Preceded, no doubt, by the phrase, "Hay, watch this, y'all!" Kind of disappointing though...usually that phrase is heard just before a Texan is removed from the gene pool...
If you did that around here, you would have to watch out for gators. (And I don't mean college football fans.)
What's that water. . .maybe 10" deep if they're lucky. . .and God know's what's in it. . snakes, snapping turtles, to say nothing of the pesticides/insecticides/fertilizer, etc. Nice.
Hell, that looks like fun! But , you know it's all fun n' games till some one hits a muskrat and puts their eye out!
OK, I admit YOUR video IS much better, even if it does look like he's surfing through a channel of YooHoo. GOod stuff! :P
Thanks for the linky-love!
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