A Nurse with a Gun

Monday, October 24, 2005

Idiot Gun Quote of the Week

Daniel Craig has no problem playing the James Bond even though he hates guns. Salaries can do that to a bloke.

"I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other," said Craig, "That's a simple fact. I've seen a bullet wound and it was a mess. It was on a shoot and it scared me. Bullets have a nasty habit of finding their target and that's what's scary about them."

As long as handguns are around people will shoot each other eh? Handguns have a way of changing placid brain waves to homocidal impulses. Just ask anyone who has witnessed the carnage that occurs at any gun show! Every gun should come with a teddy bear to counter those impulses.

I've seen bullet wounds too, stopped the hemmorhage, extracted the projectile, and moved on.

I want some of those bullets that have a habit of finding their targets! That would be a good thing. Target seeking smart bullets. If only it were true. Rob Leatham would have nothin' on old Xavier if he had those kind of bullets!

Get your damned finger off the trigger. Idiot.

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