A Nurse with a Gun

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Busted!

"Jesus! You must buy a lot of guns!" exclaimed Ashlee as she entered the passenger side of Xavier's nursing assault vehicle.

"What makes you say that?" asked Xavier...............

Actually, I have no guns.........I just provide a public service of giving trigger locks to the needy.........I wonder if I can get a tax break on that.........

6 Comments:

Blogger AlanDP said...

Maybe you could use them for targets.

5:50 PM  
Blogger DirtCrashr said...

If you put a short length of chain between two of them they make a nifty bolo...

7:22 PM  
Blogger Paul Simer said...

Four words...

Lock In A Sock.

That way, everytime you buy one defensive device, you get another one FREE!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Standard Mischief said...

There's no law that keeps you from selling those thingys back to the pawn shop, is there?

7:36 PM  
Blogger Nate said...

Yeah, give them back to the Pawn shops for refilling!

10:31 PM  
Anonymous homebru said...

With that many locks in the car, you must have the safest floormats in the state.

1:59 PM  

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