Bubba Supreme!

Head had discussed a Bubba gun series, and it was decided that it might be insulting to some readers. However........I think even the Bubba or the Boudreaux who crafted this Bondo abomination would agree it's a total piece of crap. The Auction Arms description:

Remington 1917 30-06 Sporter
This rifle has got to win the "Where was his head at - Ugly Sporter" contest. The custom three wood varieties stock (If you count the grip cap.) has been fully bedded with some sort of compound. The sights have been removed. It has been drilled and tapped both on the receiver and near the muzzle. The wood on the bottom of the stock covers the magazine bottom. The bore is excellent and it is excellent mechanically. The head space is OK and we test fired it. If one wanted to try to find its prior owner and ask why, a driver's license (?) number has been thoughtfully provided on the receiver.

What the hell was this craftsman knucklehead thinking? Were drugs or alcohol involved? Did he just want to make damned sure nobody would steal his gun if he left it somewhere? Damn!