You might be a Texas Peace Officer:
If you know what a 'court gun' is.
You've ever had to mediate a dispute concerning the paternity of a litter of puppies.
If directions to a location involve livestock, property descriptions, or the words "When you get off the pavement."
One of my favorite members of several forums has finally begun blogging. The long awaited LawDog Files is finally collected on the net. Now if we could just get LawDog to write a book!
Give LawDog a read. He is to Texas what Flannery O'Connor is to Georgia. Just make sure not to eat or drink while reading.