A Nurse with a Gun

Friday, June 30, 2006

Idiots With Guns #38

Hector wanted to make certain he maintained his fashionable image when he bought his olive drab plastic fantastic.

Hector wasn't as concerned with hitting anything with his new pistol as he was concerned about looking intimidating. He had seen the gangsta point shoot technique many times in the movie theaters, so Hector knew how to tap into the right Billy Bad Ass attitude.......In front of a mirror, of course.

The purpose of Idiots with Guns is not to humiliate, but to educate. Over the years we have seen photos of people who, upon picking up a gun, just cannot resist pointing it at something they should not, with their finger on the trigger. This is usually the camera, another person, or themselves. These photos are often difficult to google up, because of the pages they are shown on. If you have archived any of these photos, feel free to send them in to bayouroversATjamDOTrrDOTcom

The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our friend is looking very "gangsta" what with his polo shirt and all.

6:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always astounding to see someone take a picture of themselves looking like a reckless idiot. I simply cannot understand the next step in thier thought process, the one that says, "The world needs to see me like this."

They obviously want people to see them, right? Well done, dumbass. Victory is yours.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an idiot!

11:44 AM  
Blogger John of Argghhh! said...

Heh. Glock should come out with a cheaper-to-make "Gangsta Gun" (no sights, why bother?) and custom gang-sign embedded in the plastic.

Then charge double.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a Springfield XD in OD green. And I'm annoyed because I carry the same pistol (in black) as my daily CCP.

In a way though, it's reassuring, because if the flag ever flies and I need to fight some scumbag, I want him holding his gun just. like. that.

I want him to miss by a mile and stovepipe the gun while I zipper him from stem to stern. So I do nothing at all to discourage this kind of 'gangsta' behavior. It's good for the survival prospects of decent human beings.

1:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And... is that his bottle of Jergens lotion on the night stand behind him? Big tough gangsta batting solo at night, I see. Very impressive.

1:22 AM  

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