A Nurse with a Gun
This is Albert the one eyed cat. When he had a white eyeball hanging ouit of his right eye socket, I never had a problem with Mormons knocking on my door. One look from Albert and they turned and left. Labels: Pets
posted by Xavier at 8:14 PM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
2 Comments:
Cool cat. If you don't want the Mormons coming to your door, just call the mission office and tell them they are not welcome. They shouldn't be back.
Now you just have to make a false dangling eye, and attach it to Alber's closed socket. You know, like holloween makeup or something...
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