A Nurse with a Gun

Friday, August 18, 2006

Idiots With Guns #45

Charlie is an uber cool ninja pimp dragon, preparing for the end of the world as we know it. In typical zombie annihilator fashion, Charlie has armed himself with a high capacity 9mm handgun and a blade. The respirator will help prevent the zombie farts from taking his breath away while simultaneously protecting his secret identity.

Joining Charlie in his EWOKI fantasies are Sabrina, Jill and Kelly. While Charlie remains back in the bunker on speaker phone, he will send his angels out on forays to obtain Vienna sausages and Cheetos to sustain themselves. I hope they don't get a pimple.


The purpose of Idiots with Guns is not to humiliate, but to educate. Over the years we have seen photos of people who, upon picking up a gun, just cannot resist pointing it at something they should not, with their finger on the trigger. This is usually the camera, another person, or themselves. These photos are often difficult to google up, because of the pages they are shown on. If you have archived any of these photos, feel free to send them in to bayouroversATjamDOTrrDOTcom

The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what is behind it

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Jay G said...

Wow. Dorkman and the Dorkettes.

I believe it was PT Barnum who quipped "You will never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

Man was a genius.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Cybrludite said...

The heck is the pistol that the short blonde is holding? No excuse for breaking the Four Rules, but from the butt of it, it looks like some sort of pellet gun. The magazine (If that's what the black part is) is too short for even .22 CB.

1:47 AM  

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