Deep Thoughts From Surgery
Five appendectomys later.
Why can't people rupture their damned appendix before midnight?
I'm going to bed now.
Labels: Surgery
A Nurse with a Gun
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
4 Comments:
Why can't people rupture their damned appendix before midnight?
Nights and weekends are free, aren't they?
If their appendixes ruptured before midnight then they'd be bumping all the boob-jobs, liposuctions and other "essential" medical procedures from their O.R. times!
From volunteering at an ER, I know how tough RNs have it sometimes. Keep fighting the good fight, Xavier!
Yep, I had my appendix out at 2 am in December just to keep the night people at the hospital on their toes!!
Just kidding, I actually went to urgent care and started the process at 7 pm, 2 am was when they finally gave me a CAT scan and found out she was gonna blow momentarily. In my defense, I had non-classic symptoms, so I was a difficult diagnosis.
I also was the only patient in the OR at that hour, so I got great service.
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