A Nurse with a Gun
Labels: Humor
posted by Xavier at 6:34 PM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
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All Rights Reserved
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
8 Comments:
Awww, it is like Assault weapon watch, but for those assault revolvers.
I doubt many of the people this thing critcizes will understand the sarcasm.
OH CRAP! It twitched itself toward a busload of school children!
SARAH BRADY! HELP!
I will for one be keeping an eye on it;) Hahahaha. Boo to making fun of Sarah Brady! ;) HAHA. Just kidding. That is hilarious.
I sat and watched this thing for an hour before I realized that it wasn't going to go off. Does this mean I have been lied to about guns going off by themselves?
Day two....No movement yet,patient is still comatose.
Thad
How many years has the S&W cam been up? It's a shame to leave a model 19 neglected that long. :-(.
As true as the sentiment the page conveys is, this is about as real as the Rathergate memos. I.E. "fake but accurate".
The picture is an animated gif. Right click on the picture, save it to your desktop. Close your browser, then open it up and use "Open file..." to select the picture file on your desktop. You will see the "UPDATING" flash across the picture, even though there is no possible mechanism to cause the picture to actually update.
Test two: Open the page, then unplug your modem or network cable. Does the picture still "update"? If it really is, then data need to be transferred to your computer, and you just made sure it couldn't.
We're better than this. Our arguments have more validity than a "fake but accurate" demonstration.
gmcraff,
It's humor. Anyone who takes it seriously needs toconsider the humor/satire aspect. This animated gif is not real, it is not a real test, it is not a real scientific experiment. It's humor.
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