The Go Get 'Em Gun
All you guys need plastic fantastic wondernine whizbang Get'em guns. Without the whiplash action Get'em gun, you will surely die the first time a stranger looks at you askance. With the Get'em gun, the sidewalk cleans before you as you stroll down it, beer cools to barely above freezing in your prescence, and attractive members of the opposite gender approach you on the street for comfort and security.
Get'em guns are so light they actually weigh less after you load them up, and they are so accurate, they are guaranteed to hit something! These guns have special mojo chrome moonie firing pins that transform +P+ ammo into phastic beams of liquid copper and lead on ignition. If you load .25ACP in there, it comes out the muzzle 30.06!
In the interest of helping my readers pursue a cleaner, more productive, fertile and safe existence, you can send your old dirty clunker revolvers to me for disposal. I am always, humbly, at your service.
Now that's an ugly damned gun!