Kiss of Depreciation

A painting with nothing but white paint is a pretty sorry excuse for art. Any dimwit that would buy such a pretentious piece of tripe deserves to loose their $2,878,000 investment to a kiss.
Hat tip to Phlegmfatale
Labels: Art
A Nurse with a Gun
Labels: Art
posted by Xavier at 5:12 AM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
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1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
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1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
6 Comments:
I have a degree in fine art, and I try to be open minded about all types of art...but a canvas covered in nothing but white paint (and getting paid for it?)? GIVE ME A BREAK.
I have to agree with you; calling a blank canvas a work of art is bullshit. The "artist" couldn't think of anything, so he sold the canvas "as-is".
I ought to send in a pile of blank paper to a publishing company and get it published as a novel. I'll bet it wouldn't sell for $2,878,000...
A fool and his money are soon parted, are they not?
As Benny Hill so brilliantly stated, "what a road of clap!"
$2.8 million?
Gimme a break: It's not as if the artist couldn't "make" the patron another "painting."
I've got another copy of the painting right here. He can have it for free if he wants it.
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