A Nurse with a Gun

Friday, January 18, 2008

Divine Discharge

Kokomo Indiana--A thug shot himself in the balls after robbing a convenience store of cash and cigarettes. While the cashier bagged his loot, the thug pulled a Lee Paige while shoving his semi-automatic handgun into his britches. The slug pierced one testicle free of charge, and then lodged in the unfortunate criminal's leg. The criminal exclaimed that he shot himself and ran out of the store.

Coincidentally, less an hour later, police received a call concerning a man who had been shot nearby. 25 year old Derrick Kosch claims he was just minding his own bidness, concentrating on truckin' right, when a dark voice beside him tried to rob him......and in the ensuing battle, Kosch was shot in the groin, and the leg.

Kosch was arrested on robbery and criminal recklessness charges. Police say they are still searching for the gun. Kosch is still hoping they find his right nut.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic - an alternative take on the movie "Downfall", with an NFL twist.


Since you reviewed the movie, I figured you could appreciate this.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous padowser said...


7:42 PM  
Blogger phlegmfatale said...

Too bad he wasn't shooting blanks.

10:07 PM  
Blogger Glenn Bartley said...

Too bad the AMBOOOOOOLANCE got there on time.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haHA,no he ditint!

silly fool,rules number 2 and 3

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad he still has one testicle left.

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Keith said...

Let's hope the surgeon who got the job of patching him removed the wrong one ("accidents" do happen...).

The alternative is for him to become a small farmer: with one acher.


remember you're a womble!

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Rey B said...

His new name in the Hood will be One Hung Low.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Carl H said...

He's about half nuts

11:59 PM  
Blogger Rorschach said...

Sounds a lot like a story that Lawdog wrote a while back...

Lets hope that the hydrostatic shock took care of the left one too. Or the surgeon decided that the boy needed his nuts cut while he was working the problem.

1:21 PM  

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