Ugly Gun Sunday
A tacticool Mossy 500 with a window shattering flah hiding muzzle thingy and a pistol grip. Just what a bounty hunter needs while busting in on fugitives, or what Mr. Homeowner needs to protect his domicile. Nothing like a pistol grip to improve your shotty!
But wait.... Some gun lusting Amazon babe has painted it pink and smooched it all over, it seems...... Tam, was that you?
Maybe I'm wrong about this. Maybe this is a manner of subterfuge, an attempt to conceal the actual nature of this piece of *ahem* this........ This walking stick, perhaps in fear of a coming Obamanation. Yeah, it's an abomination for the Obamanation, that must be it. A kinder, gentler *ahem* walking stick.
I think I need to head to the hardware store and buy some Krylon........
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