Heck that feller took me to his house and took all my ticks. If'n he was a wantin' some ticks, I coulda showed him whar ta look fer 'em. He's a sayin' he's gwyn ta find me a home but tarnation...... I had one whar they fed me steak and T bones. He done snapped a collar on my neck and went ta callin' his friends.
I just don't know if'n I can take it......."
Dog found. Owner sought.
New owner found. Dog gone.