A Nurse with a Gun

Monday, November 10, 2008

Smartlock

So you locked your bike up securely. The bike thief has bolt cutters. He lines them up on your cable lock........



Smartlock is design registered with DAC/Bikeoff and currently available for licensing. When cut, it sprays the bike thief and bicycle with colored dye. The dye renders the bicycle undesirable and therefore unsellable. The Smartlock also sprays transluscent Smartwater, an invisible forensic property marking liquid. Shame it doesn't spray skunk scent and pepper spray.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Won't help.

Bike thieves these days are tweakers who want the bike as scrap-metal. Thieves who try to re-sell the bike are becoming the minority.

Like rats, they destroy many times the value of what they finally end up with.

Your $1500 bike will net these a-holes less than a buck as scrap.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Rorschach said...

or Sarin, mustard gas or VX....

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty cool, but I wonder if they make a version filled with hydrochloric acid..

8:53 PM  
Blogger Tam said...

"Shame it doesn't spray skunk scent and pepper spray."

...or 50,000 volts.

10:29 PM  

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