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A Nurse with a Gun
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
5 Comments:
When he started comparing brain sizes I knew he was going down.
Great video. Anybody who thinks they can consistentlt "outwit" a cat is dumber than a box of rocks. I know from experience. The only reason I don't have a cat now is because my wife of nearly ten years is allergic to them.
I used to hate cats.
Thought they were only useful for Chinese cooking. Then I rescued a yellow tiger kitten from a fast food restaurant parking lot off of Rt. 81 in PA. Someone had dumped the whole family, and this little guy was the only one who hadn't succumbed to the auto traffic. Guess he saw a sucker, because he begged for a piece of my chili, and then chased my truck out of the parking spot when I tried to leave. Took me 3 hours to capture him, and he paid me back by sinking his claws and teeth into my hand when I grabbed him.
Right now, he's snoozing behind me on the office table. He's the sweetest cat I've ever seen, and I'm thankful every day that I was smart enough to bring him home. He gets along great with the dogs, and sleeps at the foot of my bed at night.
Doc is right though. Despite an above average IQ, the cat wins every time.
Dude. All the money you spent on PVC pipe would've bought you a metric buttload of good weed.
Never tangle with an Abyssinian when escape is in the cards!
I'm a dog person myself. as far as I'm concerned there are only 2 good kinds of domestic cats.
1. A good rat and mouse catcher for the ranch house and barn.
2. A dead house cat, any type will do.
but my experience with cats has mostly been shapes by a Siamese bitch named "trouble" as I grew up..
Thank God my wife Is allergic to cats, or my youngest son would have insisted on us having one already.
The only kind of cat I ever hope to have in the future is a desire to go hunting for bobtail in south texas and a Mountain lion in AZ and then mount them in the office.
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