1. Be turned over to the police.
2. Go one-on-one in a fist fight with a seasoned war veteran.
3. Be duct-taped to a flagpole for six hours with a sign around the neck identifying the alleged crime: flag burning.
The man in Valley Falls chose Door Three.
Moral: Don't go to a VFW post to drink their beer and then burn their flag when you can't show proper ID.
The Rensselaer County Sheriffs office confirmed knowledge of the event, but said they were not involved. State Police in Brunswick were contacted, but a trooper said no record of the event could be found.
Hat tip to Rausch.......