I'm Sorry.........
The Laryngospasms will be performing at the "Sputum Bowl," put on by the American Association of Respiratory Care (AARC) in San Antonio, Texas on December 7, 2009.
Labels: Nursing
A Nurse with a Gun
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
7 Comments:
You are a sick puppy.I sent this to 3 friends...
This is funny! I made sure a number of fellow medics, nurses and MDs I know have seen it..check ther website out and their new one "Ring of Fire!!
this is apropos , can't wake up either...
I looked for an antique colt 45 and found this...
tinyurl.com/yfc94on
such a deal....
Xav,
Check out Bowser & Blue's performance of their very original Ballad of the Colorectal Surgeon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N0w2rORwSc
-- Brad_in_MA
Wow! Who would have known? You male nurses have such a crazy sense of humor! I bet your trade conventions are absolute bedlam.
hehe what? sarcasm? me? Getting ready to have my knees scoped. I'll be sure to send it to my surgeon.
Thanks Xavier
Brian
I did too, so I listened to it again.
Xavier,
I have now read your entire site from the first blog to present. I thought you might like to know that. I'm sure that I'm not the first to do so. Thank you very much.
As a result of your love of revolvers, I decided to reaquaint myself with them. I have never been a plastic gun fan, having been exposed to 1911's as a youth. They are what I and my son currently shoot. I will be getting a 1962 Colt Detective Special off of lay a way soon, I'm sure we will enjoy it.
If you are ever in the Low Country of South Carolina (Charleston), we have a nice outdoor range in the National Forest. It would be a pleasure to meet you.
Regards,
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