Ugly Gun Sunday
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A Nurse with a Gun
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
37 Comments:
I don't know where you find em, but you have outdone yourself with this find!
Someone confused tacky with tactical.
Hah, extra points for the lambskin foreskin^H^H^H^H shoulder thing that goes^H^H^H^H uh, forearm.
That must be for blister protection during the zombie apockelips or something.
If only the owner spent that much money on training instead of bling, they would likely not get cap'd so quickly as to have it taken away.
Oh, dear G-d... what is that... thing?
(shudder) Okay this time you got me, I feel sick. Who would do something like this? I must admit, I look forward to Ugly Gun Sunday.
A gun for shooting furries.
I actually did throw up a little bit when I saw that. Ewwwww.
Ok.. Ill bite.
WHAT is it?
It looks like a CETME / G3 to me, but the mags look sort of short.
if it is a shortened G, Ill bet it kicks a good deal if its still in 762 NATO.
It is in umm... bad taste, too.
GKT
Did the police find this in a Mexican drug lord's house?
Was the owner Huggy Bear?
What whorehouse did that come out of?
The chain is part of the ensemble?????
Is this part of Paris Hilton's new line?
Antibubba
And they even replaced the sling with one of Mr T's old gold chains!
It took me a while but I think it's an MP-5 (or legal semi-auto clone).
Steelheart
They are all fun to stare at and wonder what someone was thinking, but occasionally a special Ugly Gun Sunday comes along and makes me laugh out loud. Truly outstanding.
Oh My Goodness. Please tell me this one is a joke . . .
OMG and WTF!
With those leopard skin grip and stock covers, where were they expecting to camoflauge themselves? A fur store?
B Woodman
III-per
Let me guess: this is what Khadaffi's women bodyguards carry, right?
It's an abomination wrapped in an enigma. Possibly made for an African tin pot dictator or a playuh fum de 'hood. Know whut I'm sayin' ? Probably has a rhinestone encrusted dashboard clip in the 'Sclade.
Camouflage for what? In case you ever have to hide out in a pile of tassled leopard skin pillows and bolsters?
Sometimes I wonder about bringing back "cruel and unusual punishment" for people who would 'disfigure' the beauty of the gun that I suspect it was before...
Xavier, I too look forward to Ugly Gun Sunday but have a question about ownership: Is it the property of a 65 year old Jewish lady living in Palm Springs?
Nice Princess Bride reference Ross. Someone definitely Bubba'd that one to the pain.
Rey B
If Paris Hilton were a gun.
Okay, you've been to Mogadishu right? Only the current "warlord" there would be caught dead carrying one of these around.
I doubt if the local meth king in the barrio would allow himself to be seen with such an atrocity.
I swear when I first saw it I almost choked to death on diet coke.
Good one Xavier.
:-)
Joe
Tacky-cool paintball marker... bleh
That's not real, is it? Tell me that's not real.
Paris Hilton's AR? :O)
O-M-G.
This is "Lara's Gun" from "Doctor Zhivago," isn't it?
Ross, the gun must have fought to the pain, eh?
Xav, this one will be hard to top.
Looks like the sort of overdone dress-up/parade crap found in Saddam's various Palaces when our forces got to Baghdad.
Definitely an UGLY GUN ... eewww
It still makes Sarah Brady cry.
I vote 'yea'.
That is amazingly ugly. The combination of the integral rattly chain and what looked at first glance to be a whopping big silencer did it for me. The tassel was just a bonus.
Congratulations, Xavier!
brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pimp Gun"
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