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A Nurse with a Gun
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
11 Comments:
I imagine that you would be guaranteed some darned strong leg muscles if you road that monster just a quarter mile per day for a month or two. Then again, whom am I kidding - a quarter mile must be like 50 miles on a regular bike, I doubt anyone without already super strong legs could get it and keep it going more than a couple of hundred yards at best - at least in the beginnig stages of riding it.
All the best,
GB
Heh, leaving a litter of smashed velocipedes in its fearful wake!
My legs got tired just watching that. Neat, though.
Are we sure it's not a "monster-unicycle" with training wheels? Til he gets up a full head of steam on that thing, it might be faster walking!
Impressive! I'd guess that that at speed, the wheel would have enough inertia to launch the rider if the brakes were powerful enough.
More cycle silliness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8bM97Hh3I
I love the fact that people are biking and walking by, and no one is looking twice.
It would have been cool to see him negotiate a turn but it looks like he didn't even make that possible.
Did anybody notice he's going the wrong way on a one way street?
Word verification: ovinatum
Just...because?
He needs to raise the seat up a little. He's not getting good leg extension. :) That's got to be tiring!
And I thought my bicycle was heavy. That tire's gotta weigh 300 pounds.
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