Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday Cat Blogging

This is Albert the one eyed cat. When he had a white eyeball hanging ouit of his right eye socket, I never had a problem with Mormons knocking on my door. One look from Albert and they turned and left.

Then my wife took Albert to the vet to be enucleated. Now people knock on my door again. Damn.

2 comments:

  1. Cool cat. If you don't want the Mormons coming to your door, just call the mission office and tell them they are not welcome. They shouldn't be back.

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  2. Now you just have to make a false dangling eye, and attach it to Alber's closed socket. You know, like holloween makeup or something...

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