Did daddy let you take a shoulder-dive ONTO the fish, and roll around to get that good stinky-rotten-fish-smell all over?
That way when you're stalking critters in a field, they won't know it's a wolf-wanna-be coming up on them. They'll lift their heads and sniff, and think, "That's okay. It's just a dead fish stalking us."
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Ilsa:
ReplyDeleteDid daddy let you take a shoulder-dive ONTO the fish, and roll around to get that good stinky-rotten-fish-smell all over?
That way when you're stalking critters in a field, they won't know it's a wolf-wanna-be coming up on them. They'll lift their heads and sniff, and think, "That's okay. It's just a dead fish stalking us."