Torn From ebay.......
Become INVISIBLE!
This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.
This is not an illusion, a rip-off or a Ninja technique.
No Lies! Become 100% invisible!
The Secret of Invisibility renders you completely invisible.
This method is currently used by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.
Don't Scoff! You can go anywhere, at anytime, without being seen.
You're invisible to all you meet... NOT EVEN A SHADOW.
This works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people.
Lets you vanish & reappear as you wish, wherever you may be!
Kept secret for thousands of years
This isn't new... far from it. A fantastic rumor has been whispered throughout the generations and since the beginning of time: super-elite societies knew how to become totally invisible & could walk unseen among people. They'd vanish from sight... even in the middle of a crowd... and reappear anywhere they desired!
Thousands of years passed. Empires grew and decayed. Kingdoms crumbled, lying buried and all but forgotten but the astounding rumor never died: invisibility was possible!
IT WAS TRUE! Those who controlled the invisibility secret could go anywhere and do almost anything while invisible to the naked eye! The Secret of Invisibility has survived the ages but it was always under the tightest control by its masters... UNTIL NOW.
NO mumbo-jumbo or hocus pocus
NO spells or potions
NO burning candles or magic wands
NO alchemy or hidden symbols
NO hype or Bull. You get exactly what you need
NO danger. You can't be hurt in any way
NO disappointment. You get just what we promise
No astral 'trips' to other worlds or dimensions. You walk the earth
No trouble. You're either visible or invisible as you need & desire
This is one of the best-kept secrets of the ages… a secret so powerful that throughout history, men have literally died trying to wrestle it from the tight fists of its masters.
Don't let your doubts stop you!
Remember our promise:
This works.
A PREVIEW of The Secret of Invisibility is located at the bottom of this page.
Note: The Secret of Invisibility is intended for MORAL PURPOSES ONLY
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posted by Xavier at 7:27 PM
8 Comments:
Ummmmm.......
But it's good to know that we can't buy any firearms, most firearms, or ammunition on Ebay because those aren't legitimate items.
"To demonstrate the technique of becoming invisible, once we get your money we will disappear."
A ____ and his _____ soon are ______.
Fill in the blanks.
Ready? Go!
Ya know, after reading the preview, my comments didn't show up. FREAKY!
And if you are bidding for that item, have I got a deal for you; cash only, small non-consecutive bills, please...
Good googly moogly. This reminds me of the kid who thinks he's invisible in the movie Mystery Men.
My favorite from that guy's feedback: "i have blowed money on dumber shit."
Somehow, I doubt that.
I'm ugly. That works just about the same as "invisible" in a crowd.
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