A Nurse with a Gun
"Dear Jane,Follow the link for the entire bizarre correspondence.
I do not have any money, so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead."
posted by Xavier at 4:52 PM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
Domari Nolo
Xavier can still be emailed at
treatmewithbenignneglect@gmail.com
He might read your email.
He might delete it on sight.
He might publish it and comment on it.
The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
© 2009 Xavier Thoughts
All Rights Reserved
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
5 Comments:
I am going to pay my income tax this way next spring...
Now HERE is someone that needs a mental evaluation.
Is this supposed to mean something?
If the guy owed me that money, I'd be whole lot less polite than the woman he was insulting with his juvenile emails.
Pablo Picasso was known to sometimes pay for a meal at a restaurant by signing the tablecloth.
Not sure Matisse was the 1st to do such, but he certainly wasn't the last.
Other artists have done the same. In fact, for a period, there was an artist who drew likenesses of US currency as his means of paying. At that time, his drawings were worth more than the items he'd purchase.
With the way the economy is heading, and the mis-steps of Paulson thus far with the monies of our pockets, we may find it leading to a stronger "barter" econonmy in this country.
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