A Nurse with a Gun
It seems a limey home invader was foiled by a returning homeowner dressed in.... tinfoil."The terrified intruder leapt from a first floor window to escape Torvald Alexander, who was dressed as the Norse god of thunder in a red cape and silver helmet and breastplate."This is how a populace fights off criminals after they are disarmed by their government? No thanks. I'll keep my firearms.
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posted by Xavier at 9:38 PM
Xavier is a Registered Nurse who specialized in complex wound care. He has practiced for over fourteen years in his community. He often provided nursing service in areas where law enforcement refused to enter without back-up. Xavier now works in surgery. Xavier has been an avid shooter for over 30 years. He strongly supports the 2nd Amendment, opposes gun control of any sort, and carries a weapon 24 hours a day. Xavier is known on various internet gun forums as XavierBreath. He is married with three children, and is moderated by an apathetic one eyed cat, a goofy Golden Retriever, and a stalwart German Shepherd Dog. One day, he hopes to be deserving of them all.
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The Four Rules
1. All firearms are always loaded
2. Never let the muzzle of a firearm point at anything you are not willing to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
The Five Rules of Concealed Carry
1. Your concealed handgun is for protection of life only.
2. Know exactly when you can use your gun.
3. If you can run away -- RUN!
4. Display your gun, be prepared to go to jail.
5. Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
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9 Comments:
I would look pretty silly in that and just accumulating enough tinfoil to cover me would cost more than a new Performance Center Revolver.
Hmm...I could be wrong, but isn't Euro-Brussels tinfoil made from an invincible alloy of Kryplar and Kevtonite...?
Founding member of the Minutemen(watchmen)?
What makes it worst is, if the criminal would have suffered any injury, he could have sued. Heck, it wouldn't be surprising if he sued anyhow, claiming being mentally distraught or anguish.
"This is how a populace fights off criminals after they are disarmed by their government? No thanks. I'll keep my firearms."
Pretty effective though, and nobody got shot which is a bonus. Plus I think it's a stretch to say that the UK populace was disarmed by their government.
Never step in to the UK without a roll of aluminum foil... or a FBI HRT Team. Pathetic.
Gives new meaning to "...fist of an angry god" doesn't it.
Mr Fixit
Just looking at the picture was enought to make me 'distraught' - can't imagine if I were to be surprised by a homeowner returning in that outfit (but I can't imagine being in someone else's home without the owner's invitation either)...
My dog's name is Thor. He's awesome.
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