Stolen Valor

Rick Glen Strandlof is a posuer.

He tried to pass himself off as a United States Marine with injuries from Fallujah. He claimed three combat tours in Iraq. He claimed to be a survivor of the September 11 attack on the Pentagon. He claimed he was a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy. He claimed to have been decorated with the Purple Heart.

Rick Glen Strandlof never spent a day in the military. A federal arrest warrant has been issued for Strandlof. He will be prosecuted under the Stolen Valor Act of 2005. His actions are punishable by a year in jail and a $250,000 fine.

Outrageous

Someone needs an ass kicking. We swore our soldiers would not be spit on again.

When officers of the law force our veterans to lick the damned ground, we have failed.

Madison Wisconsin: Two Iraq war veterans allege in a federal lawsuit they were forced by small-town Wisconsin police officers to lap up what was thought to be urine. Wisconsin National Guardsmen Anthony Anderson and Robert Schiman filed the suit against the city of Wisconsin Dells, its police chief and three officers last week in U.S. District Court in Madison. The guardsmen, both of whom have served two tours of duty in Iraq, were in the Dells for weekend training. Two police officers stopped them in the early morning of June 1.

The suit says officers Wayne Thomas and Collin Jacobson accused the guardsmen of urinating in public and pointed out a wet spot in an alley that they thought was urine. The guardsmen denied having relieved themselves there. In order to prove that it was not their urine and avoid citations, the officers made Anderson and Schiman lick the ground, the lawsuit claims. Schiman also was made to eat a plant that was drenched in the liquid, it states. The lawsuit claims a third officer arrived at the scene and was told by Jacobson, “I can’t stop laughing. Wayne just made those two guys lick their own piss off the ground.” After both Anderson and Schiman licked the wet ground, Anderson was forced to do it again after one of the officers claimed he didn’t see it, the suit claims.

The lawsuit states that Thomas, 19, was fired the same day as the incident and Jacobson, 20, was suspended for two weeks without pay. Both were limited term police officers. The lawsuit seeks $600,000 in compensatory and punitive damages for each of the guardsmen, along with other unspecified damages and costs. The suit alleges infliction of emotional distress; negligent hiring, training and supervision of Thomas and Jacobson; false imprisonment and violation of the Constitutional and civil rights of Anderson and Schiman. City Attorney James Gerlach said Wednesday he had no comment on the suit. Thomas’ and Jacobson’s attorney, Jason Baltz, did not immediately return a phone message.

"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their nation."
- George Washington

It's happening again.

Guilty

Lori Drew has been found guilty of three counts of accessing a computer without authorization, with a maximum 3 year sentence possible and up to a $300,000 fine. Sentencing has not yet been rendered.

The jury could not reach a verdict on a conspiracy count. A mistrial was declared. If later found guilty of conspiracy, Drew could face 20 years in jail.

Dancing

"I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in heaven. To just have it ... planned at the same time, that it would actually be on its way to New Orleans for Day One of the Republican convention, up in the Twin Cities, at the top of the Mississippi River."----Michael Moore

Michael Moore thinks God is playing a joke on the Republican party.

Let's wait for the dead to die before we dance on their graves, OK?

Murder in Texas

Trooper Vetter died from a gunshot wound to the head while conducting a traffic stop. Trooper Vetter had stopped a 72 year old driver for not wearing a seatbelt. While Trooper Vetter was sitting in his patrol car, the suspect, Melvin Hale, exited his vehicle and opened fire with a rifle. The Trooper was struck in the head. Melvin Hale then used the patrol car's radio to say he shot the officer and attempted to flee the scene. An off duty officer who was passing by witnessed the shooting and alerted other officers. Melvin Hale was then taken into custody after a brief standoff on the roadway. The suspect was known to local officers for claiming he would shoot any officer who tried to write him a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. Hale plea bargained to save his skin, was convicted of murder, and is serving a life sentence.

Hale firmly believes God guided him in the slaying of Trooper Vetter. "If it was left to me, I would not have done it," he claims. "But I do what God wants me to do. I don't feel bad about it. God didn't want him enforcing that seat belt law. I know it wasn't popular with a lot of people, but they were not in my position. If I had not done it, I would have been in trouble with God. I fired two shots from the hip. That's a tough shot. God was directing the bullet."

There is evil in this world. Crazy evil. If you can stand it, read more here.

Lori Drew Charged

Lori Drew now faces federal charges in the death of Megan Meier.

"This adult woman allegedly used the Internet to target a teenage girl with horrendous ramifications. This was a tragedy that did not have to happen," said US Attorney Thomas P. O'Brien.

Lori Drew is looking at a total of twenty years based on four separate charges.

Epidermal Depth

Kumari Fulbright, aluring gun model, law student at the University of Arizona law school and law clerk for U.S. District Court Judge Raner Collins.

Kumari Fulbright, beauty contestant, Miss Pima County in 2005 and Miss Desert Sun in 2006. Miss Arizona contestant during those years.

Kumari Fulbright, accused felon.

[Kumari] has been indicted on charges that say she and three others held her former boyfriend captive for 10 hours while torturing and robbing him.

The four suspects pointed pistols at the man, threatened his life and stole his wallet, cell phone, briefcase and between $500 and $600 in cash, court documents state.

“(Fulbright) specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear and said she was going to kill him, pointed a pistol at him,” the documents state.

Hat tip Urban Grounds

December Dirtbag

What the hell is Chicago attorney Jay R. Grodner's photo doing on Xavier's blog?

Go to Black Five to find out.

More.

Note For Stupid Criminals:

It's best not to tattoo a bunch of ignorant crap all over your face. It makes you easy to recognize. Dumbass.

Best thing, this cop killing dirtbag had his firearm taken away from him by a citizen not afraid to act, a Mr. Eric Fullerton. Great job Mr. Fullerton!

Update On Scum

Jesse Macbeth, liar and general scumbag, is now facing federal charges, one count of using or possessing a forged or altered military discharge certificate, and one count of making false statements in seeking benefits from the Veterans Administration.

Scumbag Macbeth attempted to steal a bit of a soldier's honor in claiming to be an Iraq war veteran. His foul lies were lapped up by protestors of the war in Iraq, such as Iraq Veterans Against the War. A pencil necked and speech impaired Macbeth actually made a video dressed in a camo jacket, claiming to have witnessed the slaughter of hundreds of innocents in a mosque. “We would burn their bodies ... hang their bodies from the rafters in the mosque,” he said.

It was bloggers who exposed Jesse Scumbag Macbeth as a liar, a thief, a coward, and a cretin. After publishing his tripe, the mainstream media pretended he no longer existed.

Goodbye Gunkid

Perhaps the most infamous troll of the internet gun world, a true Ferrous Cranus, is being held in jail without bail and faces a complaint of possession of ammunition after a prior felony conviction. According to a federal detention order, John Melvin Davis, AKA Gunkid has past convictions on eight federal offenses and received five separate sentences totaling more than 20 years in prison. Gunkid is suspected of stashing stolen weapons and almost 11,000 bullets stolen from his estranged wife in a Norman, Oklahoma storage unit. He is now is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on a federal complaint, officials said. Bob Troester, a spokesman for the U.S. attorney's office in Oklahoma City, said Davis is likely to face more than the ammunition complaint. He said his office will seek an indictment within 30 days. Gunkid's estranged wife informed the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms that Davis had broken into her Colorado storage unit and stolen "several assault rifles, hand guns, some gold, silver and other ... items." She said Davis had at least eight aliases. Meanwhile, Davis was shacking up with a woman in Oklahoma. She informed officials that Davis made "numerous comments" about not going back to prison, claiming he would "disrupt the economy by poisoning the water supply and knocking out the communication system." The woman also said Davis, who has lived in Oklahoma for only a few months, had begun having packages shipped to her address, including a box of incomplete firearms frames that he planned to sell with directions on how to convert them into functioning weapons.

On June 19, agents raided Davis' mobile house in Oklahoma. Davis was detained after entering a van, and a .22 caliber pistol and several rounds of ammunition were recovered from a canvas bag he'd been carrying. Agents later searched the Norman storage unit and seized a 9 millimeter pistol, a .22 caliber pistol, a .45 caliber pistol, a .223 caliber rifle, a Colt pistol, possible silencers, gun parts and more than 10,900 bullets of various calibers.

John Melvin Davis is well known among internet gunnies as Gunkid, Hardin, Andy, and a hundred other pseudonyms he would use to disrupt gun forums. Gunkid was the inventor of the assault wheelbarrow, the advocate of a "debarked" Chihuahua as an alarm system, and a .223 fired from a 10" barrel as the ultimate weapon, which he claimed was useful up to 300yds, but only when used with a suppressor because Gunkid had a severe flinch when shooting without one. He liked to allude to his magnificent IPSC shooting career. There are no records of his exploits. However, there are complete records of other competitors scores, shot in the time frame he claims to have been a competitor.

Almost every internet gunnie can remember when they first crossed paths with the irrational John Davis, no matter what the subject or where the forum was located. I certainly remember him totally destroying an otherwise great forum that I helped establish years ago. Moderators of well established forums invested much time in recognizing Gunkid when he resurfaced among their members with another name. Regardless of the name he chose, his posts were instantly recognizable for their irrational thought process, capitalization of words that made no sense, and extreme hostility towards any challenge to his delusional knowledge. These were unwavering themes in Gunkid's postings.

So how do we know that John Davis is Gunkid? Like the boogyman, Gunkid is almost a legend that makes one think he cannot die. Gunkid has been tracked across the internet for several years by cyberspace bounty hunters. For some, it was sport. For others, it was a mission. For a few, it is almost depressing that the chase has ended. One thing is certain, John Melvin Davis is Gunkid. There were people who knew exactly who he was, and tried to get him stopped long before he was apprehended by the feds.

Good bye Gunkid, you slimy piece of crap. Good riddance. I hope you get a real nice cellmate.

LawDog's Thoughts

Bye Bye Hadji

Enjoy your seventy demons in Hell.

Jesse Macbeth Speaks

Stop the Lies
Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Jesse Macbeth
Iraq War Veterans Against Google
Breakfast Shift Associate, Wendys of Tacoma

How to Avoid Getting Caught as a Fake Veteran

Jessie MacBeth has been quickly and ably exposed as a liar and a fraud. Now, from Meaningful Distinction, here is how the next useful idiot can avoid the same fate.

Hell, Jessie even made Wikipedia. Let's hope his excursion into fraud precludes him from ever obtaining a job above flipping burgers or swabbing bathrooms.

Jessie Macbeth

Ready to get pissed? Some burger flippin' punk has made a video impersonating an Army Ranger and is spreading lies claiming he was forced to commit atrocities in Iraq. The Iraq Veterans Against the War (IVAW) are the apparent sponsors of this scum bag, flashing their name across the bottom of the screen in his "interview". It's one thing if legitimate veterans who have served desire to speak out. It's another thing when activists manufacture new identities to give their movement a aura of legitimacy it would not otherwise have.

So, how does one know Jessie Macbeth is a fraud? The photo of him on his wall in his "Ranger" uniform is wrong. All wrong. Hell, he is wearing the beret backwards! The beret flash should be over his left eye. His camo is the wrong pattern, his sleeves are rolled wrong. He wears the exact same shirt in the interview as he wears in the photo. The camo pattern is exactly the same. He claims to have 2 different types of combat badges, CIB and CAB. CIB is for Combat Infantry and CAB is Combat Action, you get one or the other, not both. He uses every cliche ever uttered in a feeble attempt at establishing credibility. I'm sure he cannot state the name of his CO, his XO or his platoon leader because of national security issues or some bullshit story like that. He would do better putting panties on his head and claiming to be Iraqi.

So why should Americans both for and against the war in Iraq work to expose this sack of shit? Because his fraudulent video will be used by the enemy to inspire others to kill our soldiers. Whether you are for or against the war in Iraq, an American should be for the men who serve this country. Therefore, you cannot fall in line with these liars and scoundrels who produce tapes of false accusations represented as fact and still call yourself American. These tapes will no doubt be used by the enemy to recruit more followers to kill more Americans. Jessie Macbeth is more than a liar, a poser and a fraud. He is complicit in the killing of any American who dies in combat on Iraqi soil after the release of this film.

How does it feel Jessie? Knowing that your lies may have recruited one more insurgent to kill an American serviceman must make it hard to sleep at night. Yeah, you participated in the killing of innocent people, just not the ones you claim to have harmed. It's time to call bullshit on this fraud and shut him down. Jessie, who was your CO? Hell, if it's a matter of national security, what was one, just one of your dead buddy's names? No answer huh? I didn't think so.

Update--------------
Iraq Veterans Against the War says (via email): "The film needs to come down now if it hasn't already. No one checked with IVAW before using our logo, no one did any kind of fact checking, and Jesse wasn't authorized to speak like that on our behalf."

Peacefilms.org has removed the fraudulent video and replaced it with a nice topographical image of the world. Looks like the shitbirds are trying to create distance. Let nobody forget who gave little Jessie his platform for his lies.

One More Update-------------
The US Army checked on Jessie MacBeth’s claimed service. It turns out, not surprisingly to anybody with their head out of their ass, that MacBeth has no Army service record anywhere. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Period. His claims were fabricated from delusions within his own twisted, inadequate mind, and spiced up with a sprinkling of cliche's obtained from Hollywood films. Jessie MacBeth is a despicable little pencil necked liar who is a discredit to the stain on his mother's mattress. Here is a direct quote by Army spokesman John Boyce:

“Initial research by the U.S. Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg shows no Soldier with the name of Jesse Macbeth having ever been assigned to the Special Forces or the Army Rangers -- which are, in fact, two separate disciplines. This appears to be some sort of hoax. No Soldier by that name at Fort Lewis to our knowledge, in the past, either. Of course, the line about "go into the Army or go to jail" is vintage TV script not heard since the 1960s. There are also numerous wear and appearance issues with the Soldier's uniform -- a mix of foreign uniforms with the sleeves rolled up like a Marine and a badly floppy tan beret worn like a pastry chef. Of course, the allegations of war crimes are vague, as are the awards the Soldier allegedly received.”

A Final Update:
The DD214 of Jesse MacBeth.
One month and 13 days in the US Army.
Case closed.

Trading Places

"She was not veiled, so I raped her."

OK.

"He wore a rag on his head so I shot him."

Fair trade?

After taking an oath on the Qur’an, the man – known only as MSK – told the court he had committed four attacks on girls as young as 13 because they had no right to say “no.” They were not covering their face or wearing a headscarf, and therefore, the rapist proclaimed: “I’m not doing anything wrong.”

Where are the women's rights activists on this issue? Can you hear them? Can you?

Crickets.......nothing but crickets chirping.

Hattip to Zendo Deb for the latest piece of Islamic idiocy.

Justice is Coming

This man wants clemency and forgiveness. He says he's a born again Christian, his sins washed away by Jesus himself. "My deeds now are simple, for I'm a simple man. But (they're) honest, upright and come from a sincere heart," Morales told Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in his handwritten clemency appeal. "Does this mean I'm perfect? Not hardly. But I'm definitely not the same foolish misguided person I once was."

Michael Morales is scheduled to be lethally injected at San Quentin Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006. He has avoided justice for over 25 years.

On Jan. 8, 1981 Morales strangled 17 year old Terri Winchell with a belt. When the belt snapped, he beat her in the head 23 times with a hammer as she fought to save her life. She struggled so hard patches of hair were torn from her scalp. Morales then dragged the unconscious girl into a nearby vineyard, raped her and stabbed her four times in the chest. Winchell's body was found two days later.

Morales is 46 now, twice the age he was when he arrived at San Quentin. His family and friends claim he is a gifted artist and beloved father who has used his mistakes to keep others out of trouble. Yeah. Right. Who gives a damn? The evil he has done far exceeds any smidgen of good he has attempted to do just to save his stinking skin. Senor Morales, I hope Mr. John Wayne Gacey is waiting to give you a few art lessons when the gates of Hell open to receive your raping murderous carcass in under 24 hours. Go to hell you inhuman waste of flesh.

International Day of Anger

Sheikh Yussef al-Qaradawi, an impotent Islamic cleric hate monger has called for an "International Day of Anger" today over publication of cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed. Danes are expecting car and suicide bombings in Europe at any time.

Well, Yussef, I hope this picture of your silly Mohammed really gets you pissed off. I hope the knowledge that it is being printed on toilet paper as you read this, to be sold worldwide boils your blood. It's dumbasses like you with your international anger day that has made your religion a joke around the world. Your followers demonstrate every day that they are morons as they blow themselves to smithereens for a defunct cult.

Do you think you have come up with something new? Do you think your followers have not been angry? Are we to suppose they are chopping heads off innocent victims and hanging charred corpses from bridges because they are estatic?

Guess what Yussef, Americans are having quite a few International Days of Anger. We are likely to continue to have international days of anger until asshats like yourself are exterminated.

Muslims need to realize that you have as much relevance in their lives as Benny Hinn has in the Christian religion. Only when ignorant Muslims stop following hate mongers and charlatans can their religion ever gain back the respect it once enjoyed. Until then, I will use Mohammed toilet tissue, and I hope you get so damned angry you have a cerebral vascular accident.

Update
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A Hush Falls Over the Crowd

The liberal criminal hugging news media was expecting vindication and proof that the death penalty is not only cruel and unusual, but unjustly applied state sanctioned murder of innocent victims of the justice system.

The DNA results are in.
The liberal egg sucking media was wrong.
Roger Keith Coleman deserved to die.
Roger Keith Coleman was guilty as sin.
Roger Keith Coleman was guilty as hell.
Roger Keith Coleman raped and murdered his sister-in-law in 1981.
Roger Keith Coleman was indeed guilty of the gruesome murder of 19-year-old Wanda McCoy, who was found raped, stabbed and nearly beheaded in her home in the coal mining town of Grundy, Virginia. The DNA tests reveal there is a one in 19 million chance that semen found on the victim's body belonged to someone else. 1 in 19,000,000.
The verdict was just.
It seems death row inmates may lie to save their skins.
The debate over Coleman's guilt, which has raged since he was executed in 1992 is finally over. James C. McCloskey, of Centurion Ministries, a New Jersey charity that investigates wrongful convictions, said he felt betrayed by the man whose last words included the statement, "An innocent man is going to be murdered tonight."

"How can somebody, with such equanimity, such dignity, such quiet confidence, make those his final words even though he is guilty?" McCloskey asked.

Maybe it's because he was a murdering rapist who had a penchant for lying Mr. McCloskey. Or, perhaps he was a raping murderer who lies as a pastime. Maybe he was a murdering liar who raped. Or a raping liar who murdered. As he burns in an exclusive pit of hell reserved for liars, rapists and murderers, may he know there is no longer doubt as to his guilt, at least among sane people.

I wonder if Tookie was lying too......

Crickets chirping.........nothing but crickets.

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Have You Been Wenzeled?

Anyone who has traded on ebay or sold a few things independently on an internet forum runs the risk of getting screwed. In California lives a boy named Charlie Wenzel, AKA cdubzon40s. Charlie liked to ride around in his jacked up 2WD silver pick-up truck, license number 7A97452. His blonde girlfriend enjoyed these trips as well. Charlie's Dad, Mark, a retired Naval aviator still flies. Charlie is now world famous. He decided to sell some used truck parts, gears to be exact, on an internet forum. Charlie lied about the condition, stating they were new when they were not. Then, after he had cashed the buyer's check, he demanded an extra $25 above the agreed on price, before shipping the gears. After all, reasoned Charlie, $25 was worth more than the good name his father had given him.

The storm that followed gathered slowly and deliberately, as people from all over the internet, who had been shafted on internet deals gathered. Soon, among Charlie Wenzel's nasty juvenile taunts, information began to be published. First, a photo of his father, then his phone number and address. Satelite photos of his home. Photos of his truck with license plate showing. Charlie's cell phone number popped up and he began recieving calls. His yearbook photos were located, posted and photo shopped. His girlfriends photos appeared. Of course the poor girl that had to sit beside him in class had her yearbook photo, name and thus her internet life examined. Charlie's baby pictures surfaced. A photo of Charlie's father's airplane was posted. Websites dedicated to Charlie Wenzel have begun. Merchandise is being marketed. What was left behind is a forum thread on Pirate 4X4 that will live as a testament to the anger that thousands of people can harbor when they have been ripped off by anonymous punks on the internet. All of this collective repressed anger was directed at Charlie Wenzel in a glorious catharsis.

Charlie typed up an apology, but the revenge was complete. The subject spread over so many forums, chat rooms, and mail lists that a Goggle search of Charle Wenzel turns up 767,000 hits, and it is still growing. Unfortunately for Charlie Wenzel, many employers screen prospective employees in just that fashion. There is an illusion of anonymity in cyberspace. The reality is it can be turned against you, and burn you for life like Charlie Wenzel.